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ITS LARGE LOUD AND FAT <---Mark "Fat Bloke" Osborne |
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Security Expert - My Arse
I fly model Radio Control Helicopters - In a park - And that park is muddy Today I bought a nice pair of riggers boots to counter-act the mud. I wheeled the trolley to the car from Wickes, like Home Depot for you Yanks, put the loft insulation and the boots in the boot - trunk for you yanks. I turned round and wheeled the trolley the twenty yards back to the trolley-bay. Then drove home. At home, I opened the boot - no boots!!! Someone had lifted them when my back was turned in the time it takes me to walk twenty yards.
Some security expert.
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