ITS LARGE

    LOUD AND

      FAT

Who am I

I designed, built it - makes we swell with pride

*** STOP THE PRESS - BOOK OF THE YEAR - STOP THE PRESS ***

How to Cheat at Managing Information Security

AS SEEN ON BBC1 TV !!!!!!!

I got a great review on SlashDot - that I am very proud of read it here

And another excellent review from Maccompanion - read it here (page 65)

And from the venerable Gartner - read it here

PLUS IN THE AMAZON WORLD WIDE TOP 500 FOR AGES

And Information Security Magazine said it was definitely "one for the bookshelf" - I think thats a good thing

I wanted to call it the "The Fat Controllers Security Primer" but the publisher said thin people would be offended. So here it is finished - BUY IT BUY IT. I'm going to hold a big party and only people with a copy can come BUY IT - It tells you everything

-- How to design complex Enterprise Security Architectures

-- How to organise your Security department

-- BS7799, ISO17799, ISO27001 and PAS56

--How to survive a security audit

-- How to engage Pentest firms to get maximum value and control

-- How to get your IDS/IPS to work

AND MUCH MUCH MORE

BTW modesty restrains me but if i ever get paid some royalties so will NSPC & PRINCES TRUST

BTW BTW I paid the last 50 quid royalties to www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk - hope nobody minds

Loud Listener Pages

• The design of Loud Listener
• The Source
• How it performs

My 802.11b Security Pages Look for how I designed and wrote:

• WIDZ the first OpenSource wireless IDS
• the London Wireless hacker survey
• the FATAJACK vulnerability - sometimes known as wlan-killer

The publishers of a famous cartoonist said they might be interested in working with me. Produce a draft and we will sell it to him, they said. I went off to save the planet - Then when I sent it to them - nothing !!!!. You could hear the tumble weed blow by.

Just attention seeking behaviour

He's put it about for the last 15years - now he puts a little back

I-am-doh - IDS-Alert-Monitor-Desktop

Some good-stuff here including a practical demonstration of 802.11 attacks and IDS avoidence

Good links

Software AND methodologies explaining stuff

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